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a hint to anybody wishing to make a front page post, putting a title on it like this is a great way to get people to read what you're talking about. I have so far made 2 such posts previous to this and these are the only ones that anybody cares about. Try it yourself, it's really great!! You also get great attention from the mods. Don't post stupid updates about your current progress with your animations, nobody cares about that.
That being said, I hate egoraptor, and all your other favorite animators.
EDIT: 14 hours later and 36 responses?? I knew it would simply work like a charm.
EDIT 2: I only said I hated egoraptor to get angry responses. The point of this post is not that I hate Egoraptor. I don't want to engage in any more arguments about egoraptor.

we've been getting some killer floods in Iowa, all around the state. They've caused massive damage, homelessness, etc. the usual natural disaster stuff. I made a video with some flood footage
it's pretty shit and i'm getting pretty sick of it but the flood is supposed to peak tonight!
in other news zzz
Updated: 06/15/08 6:36 PM 9 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!Here are some of the over looked excellent submissions I've found in my past browsing through newgrounds:
Dandelion (May be stolen, oh well)
I'll post the next batch in a few months.
P.S. my 4 year anniversary of having an NG account is tomorrow
Updated: 06/09/08 9:20 PM 16 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!Wow, so newgrounds got big enough that they actually decided to do their own awards ceremony, with trophies and all. This is a pretty big thing, even if it's just going out from a website. It's only once a year, with REAL gold plated trophies you can win. You'd think that only the top quality submissions, all artistically, stylistically, well scripted, beautiful graphics, great originality, submissions would get in. Nah. This is newgrounds, are you kidding me?? Even at a professional attempt at giving back to the community, newgrounds can't take animation seriously. The website built around uploading your original content does not promote originality at all. Disgusting.
The sick part about what i just said, is that it is over the top all too true. Ghostmas is bad enough, but a madness animation?? And they didn't just take it that far, there are also 2 madness spinoffs in the mix, too!! An animation with little original graphics besides stick figures, a movie that's a spinoff of a commercial with little animation at all, a movie where the characters have no style and are blatantly ripped off of southpark, hell dude, almost ALL of the nominees are a ripoff. If newgrounds really wanted to have quality, filmfest, award-winning animations in its selection process the only movies that are there now that i could see being there in a real life animation awards situation are Waterlollies and The Stranger Forest. Sometimes good, deserving animations are featured on the front page, and sometimes they even win money. But situations like this just ruin the whole point of trying to promote decent flash.
Now I'm not trying to be a total asshole about everything, I'm suggesting drastic improvement could be taken place if efforts were made. Oh, and I expect several comments entailing 'you're just mad because none of your movies are up there!' or 'if you hate newgrounds so much why don't you leave!' Yeah, well feel free to bitch and moan all you want to. None of that is going to change my opinion.
EDIT: And yes I did read the whole nominees page, several times before posting this.
EDIT 2: Another thing I should have added when posting this, there's a fine line on what deserves to be popular, and what deserves to win an award. What's popular isn't always best.
Updated: 05/04/08 4:12 PM 46 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
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exceeded my expectations by far. This is a must see for the whole family, an epic masterpiece of true epic proportions. Plus i'm in it and that's just swell!

So i just got an email confirming my piece has been accepted to be screened in Interlochen's 'Future of Cinema' Film festival!! this is a huge deal, seeing as it's the biggest thing that's ever happened to my animations, and also there will be professionals, peers, critics etc. there to view my work! Not only that, but it's pretty prestigious too i think. Oh yeah and the piece that's in it is Fishes. Check out the website for more details on the fest
Pieces will be screened this saturday, and winners announced on sunday, which is when i'm going. I get to miss school on monday yeh
7 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!Yeah so I'm busting my ass working on an animation sequence for my movie i'm making, it's taking forever. I took a day off today and made a little interactive quirky thing called 'The Jungle Of Rot'. I'll probably have something real finished next month.

Ok so the feedback I got back on my last newspost was really unexpected and quite overwhelming (70+ comments)
it gave me a headache
Just to let you all know before someone else comes to my profile and bitches at me for leaving newgrounds I am not
I said I was considering leaving and I've decided against it
Actually I was just sort of in a pissy mood that day sometimes I feel like that
ANYWAYS i'll still be here for awhile just posting whatever the fuck I feel like it, because even though so much content on this site is shit, I gotta admit it does promote some good stuff and it's a great way to get seen.
Also my fans have convinced me likewise
So I'll still be submitting but I do have other shit I'm doing like, in the real world and stuff trying to get my shit out there so I'll be posting less, like, not 15 flashes per year
Ok that's it
Updated: 02/11/08 8:26 PM 22 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!uhmmmm so basically i'm thinking about quitting newgrounds
what that means is I won't be submitting here anymore.
It's not final but i'm considering it.
The reasons for this are mainly because I feel my animations simply don't appeal to the NG audience. This clearly isn't where I should be posting my stuff for several reasons:
1. Does not contain sticks
2. Does not contain sprites
3. Is not humorous
4. Is not a video game parody
4.5. Does not involve masterchief
5. The plot in my animations are not always simple
6. I am highly considering pursuing a curreer in film
7. Is not Hentai
Basically what I'm saying is that the NG audience just isn't my crowd. The views this website generates for user based content is great, however the audience has been declining in intelligence and taste for a very long time now.
This isn't final; but hey, look on the bright side. If I leave, that'll be one less person in the way for artists like Alvin-Earthworm to dominate the internet!
77 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!greentwylight (9:43:20 PM): Awards
Winner on FLASHINTHECAN 2004
Winner on FLASHFORWARD 2005
Short Film on ANNCEY 2004
Short Film on VIDFEST
Short Film on TGSNT
Published on DVD PFM LIVE IN SIENA (AEREOSTELLA-SONY/BMG)
foodeetin (9:43:32 PM): for that flash?
greentwylight (9:43:38 PM): yessir
foodeetin (9:43:42 PM): ahahahHAHAHA
foodeetin (9:43:58 PM): god newgrounds is really in the shitter isnt it
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/84 9200
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Updated: 01/27/08 7:07 PM 8 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!