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pointless, but undeniably well done

There really is no point to making this, as other reviewers have said, it IS just easy enough to go to newgrounds on the web, but the amazing scripting in this must have been hell to go through. You're one of the best scripters on NG and always will be, in my opinion.

oh hey look it's me again

in my 4th review.

HOPING this one doesn't get deleted, if it does i'll simply review again.

Graphics-Plain, boring, dull. What more is there to say? No really cool graphics or effects here having to do much with graphics. Shiny colors. That's about it.

Style-0. A game where you just scroll through cursors you made. Though it's true that much in the portal isn't original, i've seen at least 4 games at least like this. Trying to awe people with your amazing scripting power?? I could look all that script up in google and find it in 5 minutes.

Sound- eh. ya know. Not too interesting.

Violence- Doesn't apply.

Interactivity- Well, it WAS interactive, however you failed to do anything interesting with it.

Humor- The cursor that so many people seem to find gut-wrenchingly hilarious, 'this is a string of text so why don't you just vote 5?' just didn't make me crack a smile.

Overall- 0. Because previously i gave you a one, however since people you may or may not have hired to mark my reviews abusive have taken away my previous 3 reviews, you get a flat out 0 this time. I wouldn't be surprised if this review gets deleted as well.

nice

man this is what NG is all about (besides the hentai). You're deffinitly getting front page!

nice!!

you finally released it dude!!

and it's fun as hell.

It's great, so far i've only played a bit but i did watch the entire long ass intro, and some of your lighting/textures are AMAZING. Well worth the wait ;)

waaaay better than that shitty cursor thing

I hope you don't mistake any bad reviews for alt accounts of mine again now ;)

i'm just REALLY scared you might REPORT ME!!!11 :0

yaymfo fun game but it needs music it's a novel idea

oh shit better get that daily award since you expect it and all

my good sir...

I do believe you have just created a masterpiece.

10/10!

homicidallumberjack responds:

thank you muchly, my good sir

WHAT GRRAARARAGGRH

I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANZTHING SO INDESPICALBLE IN THE POSTAL IN MY ENTIRE CAH?REER!! WHY DID YOU SUBMIT THIS THERE WAS NO POINT I COULDN'T EVEN WIN IT WASNÄT A GAME IT WAS A LOAD OF

homicidallumberjack responds:

CRAP

it doesn't get anymore artistic than this

WOW. All i have to say is WOW. You combined great, abstract paintings, hand drawn animation, and inspiring idea all into a flash game. Not surprisingly, one of the best, if not the best game i've ever played.

what

i can't get past question with the armageddon help plz i love u <3

P.S. Nigra.

Splapp-me-do responds:

The answer is at the end of the world! <--- HINT HINT!

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